Our Menu
Holiday Cocktails
Cause you're thirsty for more!
Polka King Punch
$14.00
Titos, Hardly Water Blueberry Basil, Cranberry juice, Pom juice
Southbend Shovel Slayer
$14.00
Casamigos Blanco, Q Grapefruit soda, lime juice, Hellfire Bitters
Uncle Frank's Cocoa
$13.00
Rumplminz, Hot Cocoa, Whipped Cream
Lez Incompetent
$15.00
Empress Elderflower Rose Gin, Demerara, Lemonade, Champagne
'Lone Fashioned
$15.00
Bulleit Bourbon, Crown Apple, Demerara, Cinnamon Bitters, Ciinamon Stick, Luxardo Cherry
The Fuller
$13.00
Captain Morgan, Lime Juice, Pepsi
Hot Iron Old Fashioned
$15.00
Bulleit Bourbon, Twisted Tea, Hot Honey, Marvs' Secret Spice Mix
Gluhwein
$13.00
Served hot with an orange peel and cinnamon stick
Holiday Beers & a Canned Cocktail
Rudolph vs Unicorn
$10.00
Peppermint Imperial Milk Stout by Pipeworks Brewery 10% ABV
Fistmas
$8.00
Holiday Red Ale by Revolution - 6.5% ABV
Jingle Balls
$8.00
Winter Ale by Spiteful - 6.7% ABV
Christmas Ale
$8.00
By Great Lakes - 7.5% ABV
Peppermint White Russian
$12.00
Ready to drink, by Cutwater - 13% ABV
Holiday Shots
'Tis the Season
Angry Furnace
$9.00
Shot of Fireball dropped into Angry Orchard Hard Cider
Buzz Bomb
$9.00
Shot of Blueberry Smirnoff dropped into Blueberry Red Bull
Holiday Eats
Nom Nom
Polka, Polka, Polka Twist?
$12.00
House made knots dressed with confit garlic butter alongside creamy tomato sauce
McCallister Family Secret Crab Dip
$15.00
Blue crab, neufchâtel, garlic, herbs, super secret family ingredients… served warm and ooey gooey with crackers
Kenosha Kickers
$14.00
Hot honey cheese stuffed pretzel bites, served with umami chili sauce
Filthy Animal Fries
$14.00
French fries topped with beef gravy, house made pork belly lardon, caramelized onion, raclette cheese and gremolata
Split Milk Cheese Pizza
$19.00/12"
$26.00/16"
Garlic butter crust, mozzarella, provolone, raclette, and “spilt milk” straciatelle with fried rosemary
Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?...Dinner
$18.00
Chicken fried chicken, creamy chicken gravy, firecracker green beans, and bless this highly nutritious Mac and cheese
I can't be a wimp, I'm the man of the house
$22.00
8 oz ribeye served medium rare, maitre d butter, alongside Yukon mashed potato with gravy and firecracker green beans
Holiday Sweets
We're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits
$10.00
Fresh fried apple cider doughnuts tossed in cinnamon sugar and drizzle of sticky apple cider glaze
Buzz's Tarantula Bites
$10.00
House made Oreo cheesecake with rye whiskey caramel and whipped cream
Retail
Almost Home Alone Mug
$20.00
Almost Home Alone Tee
$25.00
Items marked with an asterisk* may be served raw or undercooked; consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness, especially if you have a certain medical condition.
Lunch Special - Available Monday - Friday, 11am - 5pm
Soup & Sandwich Special
$12.00
Cup of French Onion or Chili + Your Choice of Half of a Sandwich: BLT | Grilled Cheese | Chicago Dog | Chili Cheese Dog
Pizza
Pizza
$14.00/+
12" $14.00 | 16" $19.00 • Tavern style, almost home-made butter crust, almost home made pizza sauce, topped with house blended four cheese | Meats (+$2.00): Bacon, Canadian Bacon, Ground Beef, Italian Sausage, Pepperoni, Salami | Veggies (+$1.00): Black Olives, Sliced Tomato, Giardiniera, Green Pepper, Jalapeno, Red Onion, Mushroom, Pepperoncini | Additional Cheeses (+$2.50): Blue Cheese Crumbles, Cheese Curds | 10" Cauliflower Crust $14
Hot Honey Soppressata
$17.00/+
12" $17.00 | 16" $22.00 • House made pizza sauce, 4 cheese house blend, sriracha honey, Soppressata, fresh mozzarella
Appetizers & Shareables
Fried Mushrooms
$12.00
Button mushrooms, house dredge served with ranch
Bavarian Pretzel Bites
$14.00
8 bites brushed with Budweiser butter and served alongside white cheddar cheese dip and whole grain honey mustard
Buffalo Chicken Dip
$12.00
Cream cheese, buffalo sauce, cheddar cheese, green onion and shredded chicken breast, served with fresh tortilla chips, carrots & celery
Messy Fries
$13.00
House seasoned Crinkle Fries smothered in house made chili, home-made cheese sauce, & cheddar cheese
Kenosha Kickers
$14.00
Hot honey cheese stuffed pretzel bites, served with umami chili sauce.
Boneless Wings
$11.50
1/2 Pound all white meat boneless wings tossed in your choice of sauce: Sauces: Buffalo, Mango Habenero, Home-made BBQ, Alabama White BBQ, or Garlic Parmesan | Served with your choice of ranch or house made bleu cheese.
Jumbo Fried Wings
$15.00
House blend seasoned jumbo wings , deep-fried to order and tossed in your choice of sauce | Sauces: Buffalo, Mango Habenero, Garlic-Parmesan, Home-made BBQ, or Alabama White BBQ| Served with your choice of ranch or black garlic bleu cheese.
Fried Cheese Curds
$10.00
Tempura battered, lightly fried to perfection, served with spicy ranch.
Fried Pickles
$8.00
Tempura battered, lightly fried to perfection, served with spicy ranch.
Crinkle Fries
$5.00
Tossed in house seasoning.
Curly Fries
$5.00
Tossed in our house seasoning.
Fry Medley
$6.00
A mix of Crinkle and Curly Fries tossed in house seasoning.
Sandwiches
***Sandwich of the Month*** Holiday Ham-wich
$14.00
Brown sugar glazed ham on the bone, buttery drunk onions, dijonnaise, Burgundy cranberry sauce, and gruyere cheese toasted on rosemary ciabatta
Double Smash Butter Cheese Burger*
$12.00
Two 3.5 oz. patties smashed and griddled to perfection, served on a split top bun. Topped with house blended four cheese, black garlic mayo and served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles. Grilled to order | Extra Patty +$4.00 | Add Egg +$1.00 | Add Bacon +$1.00 |
Big & Frisky Burger
$12.00
Two 3.5 oz. burger patties smashed to perfection, Swiss cheese, American cheese, Frisco sauce. Served on toasted sourdough.
Chicken Sandwich
$12.00
Your choice of fried or grilled chicken breast, choice of sauce, served with black garlic mayo, lettuce, onion, tomato and pickles | Extra Chicken Breast +$4.00 | Add Egg +$1.00 | Add Bacon +$1.00
BLT
$10.00
Hickory smoked bacon, tomato, iceberg lettuce, black garlic mayo, house dressing, sourdough.
Soups & Salads
Almost Home Chili
$8.00/cup
$12.00/bowl
Cup $8.00 | Bowl $12.00
Soup of the Day: French Onion
$8.00/cup
$12.00/bowl
house made beef broth, Bulleit 10 year caramelized onions, gruyere cheese. Cup $8.00 Bowl $12.00.
House Salad
$8.00/half
$14.00/full
Half $8.00 | Full $14.00 | House blend of gem, arugula, and red leaf lettuce with cherry tomato, cucumber, shaved carrot, red onion and croutons alongside a choice of dressing. House Italian, ranch, bleu cheese, or caesar. Make it a Wrap +$2.00. Add bacon +$2.00. Add chicken +$4.00. Add ribeye steak +$12.00. Add cheese (parmesan, cheddar, blue cheese) +$2.00. Add avocado +$2.00.
Vegetarian
The Impossible Burger
$13.00
Single, smash style patty, served with black garlic mayo, house blend cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, on a split top bun | Extra Patty +$4.00 | Add Egg +$1.00
Pizza Dipper Sauces
Buffalo Sauce
$1.00
Chicago BBQ
$1.00
Garlic Parmesan
$1.00
Ranch
$1.00
Spicy Ranch
$1.00
Marinara
$1.00
Blue Cheese
$1.00
Dipping Cheese
$1.00
Brunch is available Saturday, Sunday, & Monday, 11AM - 3PM
Brunch Food
Breakfast Sammy
$8.00
Cheesy scrambled egg, your choice of bacon, Canadian bacon, or sausage patties, on a croissant or buttermilk biscuit.
Biscuits & Gravy
$10.00
Two Buttermilk biscuits smothered with house made sausage gravy. Add bacon $2. Add sausage $2. Add fried egg $1
Hot Honey Chicken Biscuit
$11.00
Crispy chicken, home-made hot honey, pickles, biscuit
Two Egg Breakfast
$12.00
Two eggs any stye, your choice of bacon, or breakfast sausage, cheesy hashbrown casserole, & your choice of toasted sourdough, croissant, or a biscuit for a $2 upcharge
Chicken Fried Steak
$16.00
Country fried cube steak, smothered in sausage gravy, topped with an egg fried OR scrambled, with your choice of biscuit, croissant, or sourdough toast.
Croissant French Toast
$12.00
Banana custard, toasted almonds, rye whiskey caramel
Cheesy Hashbrown Casserole
$5.00
Yogurt Parfait
$7.00
Vanilla Greek Yogurt, Honey, Granola
Double Smash Butter Cheeseburger*
$12.00
Two 3.5 oz. patties smashed and griddled to perfection, served on a split top bun. Topped with house blended four cheese, black garlic mayo and served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles. Grilled to order | Extra Patty +$4.00 | Add Egg +$1.00 | Add Bacon +$1.00 |
Big & Frisky
$12.00
Two 3.5 oz. burger patties smashed to perfection, Swiss cheese, American cheese, Frisco sauce. Served on toasted sourdough.
Boneless Wings
$11.50
1/2 Pound all white meat boneless wings tossed in your choice of sauce: Sauces: Buffalo, Mango Habenero, Home-made BBQ, Alabama White BBQ, or Garlic Parmesan | Served with your choice of ranch or house made bleu cheese.
Jumbo Fried Wings
$15.00
House blend seasoned jumbo wings , deep-fried to order and tossed in your choice of sauce | Sauces: Buffalo, Mango Habenero, Garlic-Parmesan, Home-made BBQ, or Alabama White BBQ| Served with your choice of ranch or black garlic bleu cheese.
Curly Fries
$5.00
tossed in house seasoning
Crinkle Fries
$5.00
tossed in house seasoning
Fry Medley
$6.00
combination of crinkle and curly fries tossed in house seasoning
Brunch Cocktails
Chicago Style Bloody Mary
$12.00
Bloody Mary with all the fixin's of a Chicago Hot Dog
Bellini
$10.00
Peach or Watermelon
Breakfast Old Fashioned
$15.00
Bacon infused Bourbon, Mr. Black cold brew liquor, Maple Demerara, Aztec Chocolate Bitters
Chambong
$5.00
Every morning should start with one of these!
Mimosa Pitcher
$15.00
Prosecco Split
$12.00
Donna's Pickle Beer
Perfect sidecar to a bloody